There are some things you just don’t want to spend money on.
Insurance, dental work and red-light camera fines spring to mind.
These expenses sure ain’t fun, but failing to cover them can cost you a whole lot more down the track.
Unfortunately, these days, security for your party is another ‘unfun-but-necessary’ purchase.
I know you’d much rather spend your hard-earned cash on a thousand other things.
I also know money’s tight for a lot of people now.
So I’m going to make it very very easy for you to protect yourself, your family, your guests, your home and your community.
By offering an expert, comprehensive pre-party assessment for a mere $100 plus GST.
Just try. You don’t have to buy.
Why do I keep mentioning these? Because a pre-party assessment can solve more dramas before they happen than a hundred security staff could deal with on the day.
By planning ahead, you save money and we save lives, limbs and property.
Even if you don’t want to spend another cent on securing your event, you owe it to a lot of people to at least get your venue sussed and your party planned.
And now you can do it with no obligation of actually booking any security.
Plan to win.
When you get me round for a pre-party assessment, I will:
- Spot and flag the physical risks of your venue and grounds.
- Draft an Alcohol Management Plan.
- Explain how to optimise your guest list.
- Recommend the appropriate guest-to-parent ratio (and explain exactly why).
- Outline a Transport Plan to get your guests home in one piece after your event.
Once I’ve done this all for you, we can part without another dollar changing hands.
Too good to be true?
So how on Earth can I afford to give you my time, travel and expertise for a mere hundred bucks?
Because so many of the people I do this for realise the deadly danger of not correcting issues before a party goes to hell.
If, on the other hand, you reckon you can handle the whole shooting match yourself, at least we’ll both know that you were warned.
Then drop me a line.
I warmly welcome your inquiry:
deal or no deal!
Naomi Oakley, Founder, Safe Partying Australia.